Blonde Jokes ;-)

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy? 
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.

Q: Why don't blondes ever get angry about blonde jokes?
A: Because they never understand them!

Blond texts friend "what does idk mean?"

Friend texts back- " i don't know"

Blond texts back: "OK ill ask another friend"

Love pics

Halloween

Eat, drink and be scary. Happy Halloween! ;-)

Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October’s days.

Clothes make a statement.  Costumes tell a story.  

Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...

From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!

'Tis the night - the night
Of the grave's delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they - it is they.