100 TRUTHS

A lil about me.... Enjoy!

1. Last drink- Star, the beer for winners

2. Last phone call- My unborn child

3. Last text message- Obama, rescheduling our dinner date, since we are a lil busy now

4. Last song you listened to- Ukwa and Luther Vandross’ duet

5. Last time you cried- On my wedding day........


HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice – I prefer 20 times, the more they go and come back, the better
7. Been cheated on-  Just twice ....when I was in nursery 3
8. Kissed someone and regretted it - Never kissed before.....just 'em holy kisses..you know, kiss in the air
10. Been depressed – Yea, when Mubarak resigned!
11. Been drunk and threw up – Yes, thats my every Friday night routine

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS:
12.Lemonviolet
13.Turquoise
14.Orangebrown

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends? No, I’m allergic to friends
16. Fallen out of love?- Yes every month
17. Laughed until you cried? Yea when my grand pa died.....
18. Met someone who changed you? Yea Obasanjo...
19. Found out who your true friends were? No TIME
20. Found out someone was talking about you? No cos I’m always the one doing the talking

21. Kissed anyone on your friends list on facebook? All of them
22. How many people on your friends list on facebook do you know in real life?- None of them
23. How many kids do you want to have?- Enough to start a basketball team
24. Do you have any pets? Yeah a cute house fly.

25. Do you want to change your name?- Yea to Osama Bin Laden....
26. What did you do for your last birthday?- Visited the sun

27. What time did you wake up today?- I’m still sleeping right now
28. What were you doing at midnight last night?- Teaching Usain Bolt how to sprint

29. Name something you cannot wait for – My dinner date with Obama
30. Last time you saw your father- 50 years ago
31. What is the one thing you wish you could change about your life?- Wished I was a tv so people will always watch me

32. What are you listening to right now?- Wande coal feat Jackie chan.. . you bad remix
33. Have you ever spoken to someone named Tom? Coincidentally, that's my son's name!
34. What's getting on your nerves right now? – All the windows in this airplane are wound down n its so freaking cold

35. Most visited web page? ...www.growgoatee.com
36. What's your real name? Ms. Exquisitentiallicallie Sophisticatium

37. Nicknames - antacid
38. Relationship status- ..... “waiting for Tiger Woods”
39. Zodiac sign- ... Scorpio as in “beware of the scorpion”
40. Male, female or transgendered-..All apllicable.
41. Infant school – Havard
42. Junior school-.. Oxford
43. High school- Aquatic Marine High School, Lake chad
44. Hair colour- Immaculate white
45. Long or short- It changes everytime I eat
46. Height- 400m
47. Do you have a crush on someone? Yes Slayer Slav

48. What do you like about yourself?- My pink eyeballs,
49. Piercings- Fingers, toes, thighs and mouth
50. Tattoo –yeah! Jordin sparks? I like the song too
51. Righty or lefty - Ambidexter

FIRSTS:
52. First surgery- Lipotectomy
53. First piercing- Mouth
54. First bestfriend- Beyonce

56. First kiss – George Bush
57. First concert- Mine
58. First crush-. Mc hammer

RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating?- Barbequed frogs with lemon grass... spicy!
60. Drinking?- Vodka plus tequila with irishcream in strawberry coke flavour
61. I'm about to? - go to Libya
62. Listening to? – Endowed remix by Ellen Degeneres
63. Waiting for - The train to Nigeria

YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids?- No wanna stay cute
65. Get married?- already married
66. Careers in mind? - Footballer, police or military officer, Yahooyahoo, efcc  sorry I forgot efcc is under yahoo

WHICH IS BETTER ON THE OPPOSITE SEX:
67. Lips or eyes? Protuded fore head
68. Hugs or kisses? None
69. Shorter or taller? midget
70. Older or younger? At least 25 yrs younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous? spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms? pot belly
73. Sensitive or loud? mute
74. Hook up or relationship? Hookup

75. Trouble maker or hesitant? Infact convict

HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Shoplifting story? - yea I loved the mannequins wearing the designers in a clothe shop once, so I pulled the clothes off them, and went away with  the mannequins. Got a standing ovation from the shop attendants.
77. Drank hard liquor?- Dry Gin, first thing everyday before I brush
78. Lost glasses/ contacts -.... yeah a lot of them
79. Sex in a public place?- Yeah 12 pm on 3^rd mainland bridge...was broadcasted on CNN
80. Broken someone's heart?- Very easy if you have a good hammer
81. Had your heart broken?- Nah I always wear protection...visit www.protectyourheart.com
82. Been arrested?- yeah on my way to Damascus
83. Turned someone down?- better upside down
84. Cried when someone died?- ....yeah , when Abacha died
85. Liked a friend that is a guy/girl? – Don’t have any friend that is a guy or a girl

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself?- Better in other people
87. Miracles?- Is that the same thing as magic?

88. Love at first sight? –but thats the only way to fall in love

90. Santa Clause? Yep thats my father’s name
91. Kiss on the first date?- Best if its a perfect stranger
92. Angels?- I know one Angelina but i’m indifferent...don’t hate or like her

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
93. Is there one person you want to be with right now? ...the whole world

94. Had more than one bf/gf at one time?- don't kno what that means
95. Did you sing today? Yes the National anthem.
96. Any regrets?- Yes and No, choose the best option
97. If you could go back in time how far would you go? As much as 001

98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it what day would it be? The day I became the president of Nigeria. If you believe in yourself, you too can live your dreams!

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?- Did you mean fall on Love? That would hurt her, wouldn’t it?

100. Posting this as 100 truths?- What do you think?

April fool?!!!
Please don't be fooled today, not even by me :)

Enjoy your April