This sex thing!!!

Nude photos, sex tapes, wardrobe malfunctions, now that's the order of the day!
Damn people put your clothes on! Or are we back to the primitive days? Just seems like this civilization of a thing is just going in circles, like we're almost headed back to where we started from.
What happened to everybody tho?

Please enough with the misconceptions already; you're not fooling everybody!

Sex = love
Sex = fun
Sex = cool

Sex is so god damn overrated that it's becoming very alarming. I don't know if a lot of people have failed to notice this but you know me, it's not easy to pretend to stay oblivious to frenzy vices. I 'll say it, so at least it'll make a way to your preconsciousness that we always have a choice.




It eludes me why everything must have some form of sexuality in it these days. I don't understand if most marketers are trying to sell it to our brains or they think they are just trying to fill up a vacuum that  already exists.
 Do we really need all these?
They say "sex sells best" but my question is "how did we get here?"
If you're trying to sell something and normally you think it would be average, someone would readily suggest that you try adding a naked woman to the equation and it'll be first place. Jeez!
I saw a picture of a semi naked model one time, guess what she was selling? I thought the site was for women's lingerie, I was dazed when I clicked and realized it was men's shoes.

I cannot help but talk about this Angela Simmon's picture.

Click here IF YOU WANT to see more pics Be warned! It's appalling, especially if you bear in mind the purpose of it.

It's supposed to be for a cause. Simply to encourage people to adopt the vegetarian lifestyle and stay off meat. How did this require a naked woman or the question should be how did someone even conceive the idea of using a naked woman? How does it even co-relate?

Sigh what hollywood has done to people's brains. They just believe they need a 'sex image' to pass on a very simple image. God help us!

I don't know if you've heard but rumor has it that the sex tape of late Tupac Shakur was supposed to be hitting the world soon. 15 years after he's gone? This is disheartening! Thank God for a sensible woman. The mother promised fire and brimstone if she saw any trace of it.
15 years ago, deeds like these were shameful and not many reputable people appreciated it, but these days, that's the trend. And that's my only logical reason for somebody sensing the need to release it to the world just now. I mean almost every celebrity has a sex tape or at least a nude picture out in the world. Name them I mean it spiralled Kim Kardashian's breakthrough not to mention Paris Hilton and Amber Rose.
Imagine that on the day of Kim's "supposed royal wedding", her sex tape topped the sales. Now what's so royal about that? Beats my imagination! I don't know why people always prefer to celebrate rubbish.

And most celebs have learnt the word already, when it seems like you're not getting the required attention, try your hands on some wardrobe malfunction and make sure some very vital parts are showing or send some naked pictures of you and pretend someone stole it or best of all, get your sex tape out.  Why is everybody looking for publicity at all cost that they don't even care whether it's bad publicity or not?
As a matter of fact, these days they are trying to prove that bad publicity sells better than good publicity.
Even non celebs have joined the bandwagon. They just believe people need to know how they look without their clothes to get to know them well.

I'm afraid for the next generation, very soon it will be something like:
Do you have an email?
Do you have a phone number?
Do you have a nude picture?
How about a sex tape?

This is madness, God please, I want to be sane forever! I really want to be!!!

Twitter Rave

A while ago, last year precisely, I finally made the decision to hop on a certain networking site called TWITTER.

The main reason I decided to join twitter was because I liked how you could write a thousand jargon stuff in a day without people thinking you were mad. Ok there was no room for 'likes' and comments; people having something to say and all, that you just had to reply to so you don't come off as rude. Well there are mentions, but it's not in your face like that. If I deem it fit to answer, I do and when I feel like someone is just trying to waste my time, I simply ignore it. #bliss
So basically at a point, I got a little bit inclined. It was almost like a nice good journal. #vain



If I was looking for my phone, and I didn't see it, I'll just hop on twitter and vent it out first before setting out to look for it. It was fun reading tweets from friends and knowing that they read mine too.
You want any kind of  'awkardness'? you can find it with no limitations. I mean really! Sigh!
And then I just realized that everything good must have a few setbacks.
And one day it happened, total strangers started following me. What? Were people stalking me? No on twitter it is totally okay for anyone from God knows wherever to click on your page and start following you.
"Calm down girl, welcome to twitter" I told myself. And now I'm very used to it.
And then I went about the usual me. I'm not one that puts out sensitive details about my private life in the open though, so there's really nothing to worry about.

And again it happened, I had put up my "now playing" as usual. And one day, one joker had the effrontery to tell me that nobody really cared about what I was playing. Sweetheart, check again, you're the one that decided to click the 'follow tab' SMH.
Well, this is the good thing about twitter, you don't have to reply, they can like to manage their boredom on their own sometimes.

And then you get to deal with certain friends that wake up and blab trash from morning till night, just because they know they can blab on twitter. #annoying sort
 In such situations, I miss facebook, cos all I need to do is to click on 'hide posts' without having to remove them from my friends' list. Sweetheart I don't hate you, I just hate your posts. Now pay attention, I said "friends". It means people that are important and it matters to me if they'd feel bad when they realize that I was no longer following them. I mean there are certain friends that if they didn't bother to follow me when I followed them, I'd feel bad myself. It'd just kinda feel like I wasn't important to them. I mean just imagine me catching an old school buddy on twitter and I immediately followed him, hoping we could catch up a little bit. And then the sad hilarity, he sends me a DM, (direct message) "Thank you for following me, long time". You know I just read the message as "welcome my new fan".
I realized I couldn't even send him a DM myself because he wasn't following me. SMH!
It could be annoying, I know. No it's not like people that will decide to follow a complete stranger and then start getting mad that he/she is not following them back. You're just on a long thing! You have a reason for following them innit? If they find a reason to follow you, they will.
Anyway, I've come to realize that for some it's like a throne. #twitter throne hahahaha
Hmm peeps calm down o, there is no award on that time waster sha.

Now this brings me to the story of a certain man. His first name starts with a big R. Please I don't like trouble o! You see this man's followers are the best people to be used to describe the word "followership". I do not want to push any of them, you'd never know how far they can go :)
Anywayz, as I was saying, he doesn't follow anyone but he has millions of followers. I'm like don't you have a wife, family, anything, someone you just know you should try to keep in touch with? No! he doesn't, I mean none whatsoever.
And yet his followers will never let you rest. Whether you follow him or not, his tweets will always get to you.
They are supposed to be words of wisdom but believe me when I say it's pure comedy.
Here's an example - "WTF?! - "Where's the faith?!" Jeez smh again!
His followers will retweet every and anything he posts no matter how cliched the phrase is. To them it's the greatest wise saying they've ever heard. He'll write, "tick tick says the clock tick tick" And you'll see 200  Rts (retweets). Bad if you follow 10 of them, that's just a guaranteed bad day no doubt.

As if things cannot get anymore interesting on twitter, you see celebs that pay for a publicist to speak for them but they still feel like they are not getting enough words out. To make everything easy and even, they hop on twitter. Yea Mr spokesperson, take the floor in real life, while I dole out the nitty gritty details on twitter.
Please how conceited can one be to actually see the need to gush out these kind of words?
Do not compare me with anybody because it will take years before any of these so called colleagues will get to my level.
I'm the Beyonce of Africa, the rest are just like Kelly Rowland or maybe Ciara.
I'm the richest. I don't need fans, they just come anyway, they have no choice.
Ohmydayz! Did you fire your publicist before embarking on this? Because that's a lot of damage you've left for him/her to try to repair.
And the ever 'loyal' fans will retweet and reply "we love you" #Sigh!
Wtf?! And no, I don't mean 'where's the faith', I actually mean WHAT THE FUDGE?! :)

On a brighter note, you get to learn new 'supposed to be cool' words...
E.g "I'm just dripping in swag for dayzzzzzzzzzz".
You have to accentuate the 'z' for it to make sense. LOL
There are plenty ways to use this word, as long as you drag the 'z'.
And if you want to make it phenomenal, just add #boomboompow at the end.
"You make me smile for dayzzzzzzzz #boomboompow"
hehehe hilarity!

....to be continued