Naughty and Funny Quotes

LOVE : Lotsa thoughts in mind but no guts to express..
EXAM : Lotsa guts to express but no thoughts in mind!

People who smile are thinking about doing something evil. People who laugh have already done it. :D

 

I do it because I can; I can because I want to; I want to because you said I couldn't. :)

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"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."

 

‎"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." ~Will Rogers

‎"I will hit you so hard even Google will not be able to find you."

 

There are three things that are scary to see the morning after drinking: Own face, wallet and list of outgoing calls! ;)

 

“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” ;-)

 

No-Smoking signs are only a reminder that its time for another cigarette! ;-)

 

Drink Triple, See Double .. and ACT Single ;-)

 

If you are not drunk.. you are not my friend!

 

Celebration without alcohol is like porn on radio.

 

“That money talks I won’t deny. I heard it once. It said, “Goodbye.”

 

They say everything happens for a reason.. So if I happen to see you some day and smack you right in the face.. Remember it was for a reason!

 

The reason women hardly play Cricket is cuz eleven of 'em would NEVER wear the same outfit in public! ;))

 

Dear Summer, I am breaking up with you.. It's not me, it's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I wanna start seeing other seasons! So move on alreadyy! :@

 

I wanna come close to you.. Look right into your eyes.. Nd say those three magical words- JUST F*CK OFF!

 

Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said "Parking Fine".. ;)

 

Money can't buy happiness but it's always better to cry in an Audi R8 than a normal car!

 

I like a woman who looks like an angel but has a little bit of the devil in her eyes .. 

 

Jealousy is a disease.. Get well soon Bitches!!

 

There was a time when Apple nd Blackberry were just fruits! 

 

Your sick talks.. Your jealous stares.. Nd the funny part is.. You think we care!

 

My sister has the best sister

 

Watch your wedding video backwards to cheer up.. You'll love the bit where you take the

ring off, walk down the aisle, jump in the car and fuck off..!! :D

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness never had a problem paying bills !!..;-)

There are three things that are scary to see the morning after drinking: Own face, Wallet and list of outgoing calls!

  

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saver mode.

People who smile are thinking about doing something evil. People who laugh have already done it :D

Take it easy, and if you get it easy take it twice.

Clothes aren't sexy. Women are ...

 

I can resist everything except temptation.

 

 Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM !! :P

 

Save electricity caption : Dont u hate it wen people turn u ON n Leave :P

 

There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good 
sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more ;)

 

Yoga class is great. You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your couch not doing Yoga ;)