Rajnikanth Obsession Part 2

Rajnikanth was feeling cold so he turned the sun on.

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

Rajanikanth can watch a 60 minutes show in just 20 minutes

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

Hand sanitizers and gels claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost. 

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Rajnikanth did infact build Rome in 1 day.

Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajanikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd- No one fools Rajanikanth.

Rajinikanth can handle the truth.


The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.



Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.