Jokes

Small love story only for U :
He Proposed,
She Smiled !!! 

No Teeth,
He DIED !!! :-D :-D:-D
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Innocent baby handling his crush:-
Main tumhe bhulne ki bhut koshish kalta hun,
Pal kya talu,
Mummy loz badam kila deti hai aul tumhali yad fill aa jati hai.

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Li'l girl: teacher, can a 40 year old get pregnant?
Teacher:yes!
Li'l girl:what about a 20 year old?
Teacher:yes!
Li'l girl:what about a 5 year old?
Teacher:NO!
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*now the li'l boy whispers in the li'l girl's ears*
"I told you honey, we need not worry"

LOVE IS SO FREAKIN' CUTE!

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Mother, to her teenage daughter, -
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.

Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know

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Common lines after a guy gets drunk :-
--> You are my everything..
--> I will drive the car..
--> I love you from my heart..
--> Today i am not feeling drunk..
--> Don't think that i am saying all this because i am drunk..
--> Let's have one more glass..
--> Ask me what you need, i can even die for you..
--> Don't teach your father..
And the best one...
----> i will stop drinking from tomorrow..

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A man's sad story-

Last week was my birthday.
My wife didn't wish me, my kids didn't.

I went for work. My Friends didn't.
I was very disheartened.
I entered my cabin.
My p.a. said 'Happy birthday boss'. I felt special. she asked me for lunch.
AFter lunch she invited me to her apartment.
There She said, 'do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?' 'ok', i said nervously.
She came out a few minutes later with a large cake. 
Followed by my wife, kids and friends and i was waiting for her.
sitting on the couch naked.:-|:-D